Sunday, 9 September 2018
Police Palaver
Policeman: Park and show me your driver license
Driver: (dips hand into wallet and gives him the license)
Policeman: Oya show me your car particulars.
Driver: (produces it from his dashboard)
Policeman: Your fire extinguisher receipt nko?
Driver: Receipt? I have fire extinguisher...
Policeman: It's the receipt I want to see.
Driver: (dips hand in wallet and brings out N200) Oga take, so we can both move on.
Policeman: What? Are you trying to bribe me? For that you must drop N5,000 fine.
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