Sunday, 9 September 2018

Police Palaver

Policeman: Park and show me your driver license

Driver: (dips hand into wallet and gives him the license)

Policeman: Oya show me your car particulars.

Driver: (produces it from his dashboard)

Policeman: Your fire extinguisher receipt nko?

Driver: Receipt? I have fire extinguisher...

Policeman: It's the receipt I want to see.

Driver: (dips hand in wallet and brings out N200) Oga take, so we can both move on.

Policeman: What? Are you trying to bribe me? For that you must drop N5,000 fine.

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