Sule was shocked
when he saw his landlord’s wife and a strange man going into her apartment.
“No be Landlord
wife I see wey carry man enter house so?
Kai! Women wicked o. Na because her husband travel abi?” he mused to himself. “Imagine
make house wife dey carry man come
house this kind hot afternoon wey everywhere quiet like this. And I must expose
am.”
He quickly
picked up his phone, tapped open his camera and gingerly made for the Landlord’s
window. He peeped in, trying to catch sight of the two that had gone in and
hoping he would be able to see well enough to get some good incriminating pictures.
“Na everybody
for this compound and internet go hear wetin
landlord wife cook before house burn,” he whispered excitedly to himself.
He pressed his
face to the mosquito net on the window, getting some layer of dust on his face,
but not minding. He could see the outline of the two, and as his eyes adjusted
better, he saw that the landlord’s wife was on her knees in front of the man
she had taken in.
His jaw dropped.
“BJ things?”
The excitement
and joy at what he had stumbled upon was bursting his brain. He raised up his phone
to start taking pictures… and a slap landed at the back of his newly shaved
head, sounding louder than a tire blowout and almost shutting his brain down. He
turned around, dazed, to see a man standing behind him.
“You wan call police abi? Oya, you sef enter
inside.”
And even if he
was stupid enough to try and protest after that slap, the gun he saw in the man’s
hand gave him ‘brain’.
He allowed
himself to be led into the landlord’s apartment, where the landlord’s wife was
still kneeling on the floor. He saw, at that moment, that the man with her was
not waving a bodily organ in her face as he had thought, but a gun. On the
table before him was some cash, phone and a pile of jewelry.”
“I catch this
one dey look from window, he wan call police,” the man who had
ordered Sule in declared.
“Ehen, he good as he use him own leg waka come meet us, na to obtain am join this woman be that,” the other man responded. With
that, both men descended on Sule with more brain-editing slaps, then proceeded
to rid him of his phone, money and wrist watch.
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