Morufa kaka just
dey scatter all mans brain for area. Na so she go dey carry the overload dey
waka for street, dey roll am like jangolova and guys go just dey look am, dey say,
“Ki le leyi, e wo kaka Morufa sha.”
Women wey get
big yansh plenty for area, but this Morufa own different. The thing wey come funny pass na say the thing just big overnight. Morufa back
flat like knife before o, she just go do holiday for somewhere come back, na
him the thing come big o.
Men dem just dey
hustle to get this girl, and me too I no wan carry last. Any time I see am dey
roll the waist pass, he dey do me say make I see wetin e be like without cloth.
Morufa Mama get one
canteen like that. Her food no too sweet, but since Morufa come back, come set
like anything, I start to dey go there constantly. And no be only me. Many guys
dey queue for this Morufa matter, dem dey try woo am, make she do their own.
But this girl shakara plenty, sake of say she no say her market value don rise
with the thing wey she go gather for waist.
Men dey spend money
on top her head anyhow, dey dash am change, they buy am gift, dey carry am go chop
fast food. But still, this girl no wan gree for anybody. The thing come turn
competition. Mans dey bet on top who go succeed to be the first to taste Morufa
fire kaka. Na him I come make up my mind say that person must be me o. Na me
must date this girl.
Na so I start to
dey toast am every day, dey block am for the canteen, dey give am story say na
me get the Baba Ijebu shop wey I dey work. I dey buy am credit, sharwarma, suya,
all those things. But this girl still dey lera for me o.
I come desperate
gan. Na him one day I ask am say,
“Morufa, tell me wetin you want make I do for you to be mine. Anything you want,
I go give you. I no fit wait to get you for my life.”
Morufa smile,
come tell me say. “See ehn, I want android phone. This one wey I dey use done
old. If you buy am for me, I go do anything wey you want.”
My heart cut
when I hear that one. Android phone ke! How much I dey collect for the Baba
Ijebu shop wey I dey work? But I no fit fall my hand na. Sake of say the girl
dey burst my brain and I no want lose out for this race. If I say I no fit do
this one, she go just bone my side completely.
Na him I promise
am say I go buy am the android phone, make she just give me till weekend. She
too come promise me say she go come my house for weekend come collect the phone
and if I buy am for am true true, she go do anything wey I want. That one burst
my brain again.
But how I want take
see money for android phone? Cheapest android phone wey dey okay be like 20k. How
I wan’ take buy am? My savings wey dey inside my kolo no even reach 5k.
Na so I waka go
my padi, Ibro, house, yarn am as e dey go. Say I dey find money to buy Morufa android
phone. Say I must chop the girl because her kaka dey give me sleepless night. But
na how to gather money take buy wetin she want be the problem now.
“Sege, why you
dey disturb yourself dey look for money for android phone up and down. My guy
ja yourself. Na sense man you be. I go carry you go somewhere, them go package
fufu inside phone case for you. You no go even spend reach 2k. By the time her
eyes clear see say na rubbish you give am, you go don do wetin you wan do.”
Omooo, see sense!
I gbadun Ibro
suggestion no be small, and I no waste time to use am. Na so I follow am go
computer village. When we reach there, e be like magic for my eyes. Na so dem
package the fufu like cement, use am pad Samsung phone casing, come put am
inside cha-cha carton, come still add charger. Omo, this people bad gan o.
I carry the
palasa go house, call Morufa make she come, say her phone done ready. The girl
no believe her ears. Sharp sharp, she show. She come say make I show am the phone.
I comot the carton show am, come still comot the neatly-padded phone show am.
Nobody for this world go fit believe say na fufu dey inside.
Come see how
Morufa dey jump, dey thank me. Mumu. Me I just dey there, dey eye the kaka for
her back as the thing dey bounce.
“No on am yet. When
you reach house, charge am full first.”
Morufa nod head,
carry the phone carton chook inside her bag.
“Oya, I don
fulfill my own promise, na your turn.”
Morufa nod head
again, the mumu just dey happy die. She say make I off light before she off cloth.
I off light sharp sharp. She off her cloth and I off my own too. Na so we enter
bed, make we start the do. My hands just rush go find the thing wey I don dey
dream of since, the big kaka. Na him I find am, find am, I no see the kaka.
I pause. I dey
dream? I find am again. “Morufa wey your kaka?”
“No be him you dey
touch?”
Na him I confuse,
jump up, on light. The next thing na shout I shout. Morufa back flat like
anything ni o. The big kaka wey she dey use oppress all mans for street don
disappear. This one pass magic. “Morufa!”
Before I shout
finish na him I see something near her clothes. Na one thick padded short
knicker like that o. Ah, my people, na padded bumbum Morufa dey wear!
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